| Rose: Go through bedroom door. |
257 |
| Jack: Take a whiff. |
259 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
259 |
| Tavros: Deal with Karkat. |
287 |
| This is stupid. Stop being the other guy. |
262 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. |
262 |
| John: Go get fake arms with cake. |
273 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
273 |
| John: Investigate room for can opener. |
261 |
| John: Read book. Be the someone who is Jade's server player. |
288 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
260 |
| Seconds in the future... |
259 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
304 |
| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the puppet. |
259 |
| John: Prepare to revive. |
259 |
| Jane: Proceed to second gate. |
278 |
| John: Pick up car. |
270 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
261 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
258 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
283 |