| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
276 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. |
270 |
| Dave: Go back into room. |
267 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
266 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
267 |
| DD: Check on lusus. |
267 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
295 |
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
266 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
287 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
283 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. |
268 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
267 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
281 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
274 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
269 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
267 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
288 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
268 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
267 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
292 |