| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
338 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
355 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
334 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. |
333 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
431 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
340 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
334 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
330 |
| Months in the future... |
327 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
525 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
340 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
352 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
340 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
326 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
340 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
332 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
329 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
326 |
| Rose: Wear the hood. Be the troll girl. |
339 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. |
353 |