| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
436 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
345 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
340 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
334 |
| Months in the future... |
332 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
534 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
344 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
357 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
345 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
331 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
345 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
339 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
336 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
331 |
| Rose: Wear the hood. Be the troll girl. |
343 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. |
359 |
| Kanaya: Return to party. |
359 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
338 |
| GO BACK TO THE PARTY. |
333 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. |
331 |