| John: Get the rest into the kitchen. |
270 |
| FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to carve something on it. |
279 |
| John: Check contents of yellow container. |
273 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
271 |
| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
272 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
270 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
271 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
270 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
277 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
271 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
294 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
273 |
| Karkat: Deal with your weak pathetic digits. |
292 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
288 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. |
273 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. |
274 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
270 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that on your laptop from the tree. |
269 |
| sir john, i have a look around, Rose. |
269 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
295 |