| Jane: Check out magazine. |
372 |
| Sollux: Get back to the newly created hole. |
352 |
| Years in the closet. |
352 |
| Doomed Dave: Wake up again. |
351 |
| Years in the lid of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
353 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
352 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
352 |
| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
350 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
350 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
351 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. |
353 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
357 |
| Hours in the box. |
353 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
360 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
352 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
349 |
| Tavros: Confer with leader. |
360 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the second gate. |
367 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the center and do a goofy dance. |
356 |
| Karkat: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
351 |