| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
336 |
| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
336 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
338 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
341 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. |
336 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
349 |
| Hours in the box. |
337 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
351 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
337 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
336 |
| Tavros: Confer with leader. |
352 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the second gate. |
358 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the center and do a goofy dance. |
348 |
| Karkat: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
341 |
| Rose: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
341 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. |
365 |
| Rose: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
342 |
| John: Go in the past... |
342 |
| Vriska: Check out Dave's computer. |
335 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages. |
334 |