| Dave: Stop wasting time and stop the thief. |
269 |
| John: Examine Alchemiter in a distracting manner. |
267 |
| Rose: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. |
284 |
| A good place to keep them fresh. |
267 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
269 |
| GO BACK TO THE PARTY. |
269 |
| So many years ago, entrenched in the future, but not many... |
275 |
| Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff has a sweet new rap. |
314 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for a boss battle. |
270 |
| John: Take legendary POS. |
269 |
| John: Switch back to the highest point of the wicked. |
267 |
| Dave: Take sip of the first visible captchalogue card. |
268 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
274 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. |
267 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM |
290 |
| John: Go to the study. |
272 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
270 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
273 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. |
270 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
269 |