| AR: Be the mayor. |
287 |
| Dave: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
275 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
292 |
| Sollux: Get back to the newly created hole. |
277 |
| Years in the closet. |
270 |
| Doomed Dave: Wake up again. |
273 |
| Years in the lid of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
271 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
273 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
269 |
| PM: Read the next step of the punched pogo card. |
269 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. |
270 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
272 |
| Jade: Be the other guy. |
271 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. |
285 |
| Hours in the box. |
271 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
280 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
269 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
270 |
| Tavros: Confer with leader. |
284 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the second gate. |
287 |