| John: Go outside and check on John. |
338 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
336 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
353 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
356 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
365 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
337 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
339 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in the head with box to get that globe. |
338 |
| John: Prepare for nap. |
340 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
339 |
| Years in the box. |
343 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
668 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the kitchen back door. |
340 |
| AND SO I WILL NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
350 |
| Jade: Get trolled by GC. |
336 |
| WV: Welcome the rest into the living room. |
350 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
339 |
| Jade: Stop being invisible. |
351 |
| WV: Be the other girl. |
338 |
| WV: Take the can of gravy. |
353 |