| John: Examine Alchemiter in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
347 |
| Vriska: Meddle with moirail. |
307 |
| Kanaya: Meddle with Terezi. |
314 |
| AR?: Doff your hat to the chase and begin adventure. |
330 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
308 |
| Vriska: Check out bed. |
309 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
318 |
| WV: Look at the piece of shit. |
343 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
309 |
| John: Enter code on back of the can. |
310 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. |
319 |
| Dave: Combine skateboard and Hella Jeff has a sweet new rap. |
311 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
347 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. |
308 |
| John: Forget it. Go back into the kitchen. |
310 |
| Jade: Explore the other other girl. |
308 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. |
340 |
| Dave: Consult with friend on the red package. |
317 |
| John: Fondly regard desert night. |
333 |
| Months in the present... |
309 |