| Tavros: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
280 |
| John: Go out to be LE. |
273 |
| John: Look at the other girl and pester John again. |
271 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
271 |
| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can as fast as you can observe. |
268 |
| BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO GET THEM |
280 |
| why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir? |
273 |
| Rose: Knit the scarf. Be the other asshole. |
283 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
282 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
270 |
| Be the white text crashed my browser. |
273 |
| Roxy: Proceed to the other 3 screens. |
271 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
270 |
| Jade: Wake up and jam. |
270 |
| oh dear. the purple box. |
270 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
293 |
| Rose: Hurry up to the end. |
270 |
| Rose: Forget the W and make a tent. |
273 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
281 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
270 |