| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink. | 335 |
| ==> | 371 |
| ==> | 340 |
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 344 |
| John: Answer chum. | 335 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ==> | 337 |
| ==> | 350 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 345 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 337 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 331 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 332 |
| ==> | 336 |
| A little later... | 334 |
| ==> | 336 |
| ==> | 334 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 336 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 332 |
| ======> | 333 |
| ==> | 338 |