| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 351 |
| John: Answer chum. | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ==> | 367 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 354 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 345 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 344 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 346 |
| ==> | 348 |
| A little later... | 345 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ==> | 345 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 350 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 342 |
| ======> | 344 |
| ==> | 350 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 348 |
| ==> | 369 |
| ======> | 351 |