| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 377 |
| ==> | 348 |
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 350 |
| John: Answer chum. | 347 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ==> | 344 |
| ==> | 361 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 351 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 343 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 341 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 343 |
| ==> | 344 |
| A little later... | 342 |
| ==> | 342 |
| ==> | 342 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 347 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 340 |
| ======> | 341 |
| ==> | 347 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 345 |