| Jane: Ok, back to adventurin'. |
301 |
| John: Proceed to lab. |
300 |
| John: Go in the future... |
305 |
| Dave: Keep getting trolled by CG in sane and linear manner. |
342 |
| Tavros: Deal with apocalypseArisen. |
400 |
| John: Reunite with your own brain. |
319 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
304 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
304 |
| WV: Be the leader. |
304 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. |
303 |
| Calliope: Check out magazine. |
301 |
| WV: Be the awesome coolkid. |
298 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
299 |
| Nepeta: Consult with him. |
301 |
| WV: Use trusty knife to the other guy. |
303 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
322 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
304 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a cautious manner. |
298 |
| John: Pick up sledgehammer. |
296 |
| John: Fondly regard desert night. |
321 |