| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 320 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 349 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 338 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 319 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 344 |
| ======> | 320 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 318 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| ==> | 315 |
| ======> | 315 |
| ==> | 325 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 317 |
| John: Open map. | 318 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 317 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ======> | 317 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ==> | 944 |