| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| OPEN CHEST. | 359 |
| ======> | 325 |
| ==> | 345 |
| dear jade, | 322 |
| KISS HER | 322 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 408 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 321 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 349 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 340 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 321 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 347 |
| ======> | 322 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 321 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 327 |
| ==> | 327 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ======> | 318 |
| ==> | 327 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 319 |