| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Take pointy thing. | 252 |
| ======> | 249 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 255 |
| John: Proceed to crypt. | 253 |
| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can hold. | 265 |
| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus. | 261 |
| ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR. | 265 |
| ======> | 249 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 256 |
| Enter name. | 252 |
| ==> | 255 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. | 267 |
| ==> | 308 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 264 |
| ==> | 266 |
| ==> | 253 |
| ==> | 261 |
| ==> | 255 |
| ==> | 255 |