| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 349 |
| ======> | 347 |
| ==> | 367 |
| ==> | 366 |
| ==> | 369 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 404 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 351 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 346 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 366 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 374 |
| ==> | 344 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 378 |
| ======> | 374 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 378 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 365 |
| Be the puppet. | 381 |
| ==> | 380 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 399 |
| ==> | 404 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 370 |