| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 407 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 354 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 349 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 373 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 377 |
| ==> | 352 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 381 |
| ======> | 376 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 381 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 368 |
| Be the puppet. | 385 |
| ==> | 382 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 403 |
| ==> | 407 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 374 |
| ==> | 358 |
| ==> | 367 |
| Years in the present... | 348 |
| OK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | 374 |
| ==> | 349 |