| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 387 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 338 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 329 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 347 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 360 |
| ==> | 330 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 364 |
| ======> | 359 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 362 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 348 |
| Be the puppet. | 369 |
| ==> | 366 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 383 |
| ==> | 390 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 355 |
| ==> | 340 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Years in the present... | 325 |
| OK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | 350 |
| ==> | 328 |