Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1617
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1509
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1448
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1447
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1370
Again in the car.	1311
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1169
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1118
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1027
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1017

Last month

Title	Score
Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.	14
John: Zoom in.	12
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John: Read note.	10
SS: Move this along.	9
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Rose: Combine salamander and eldritch plush.	8
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Jade: Answer Dave.	8

Last week

Title	Score
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John: Wake up again.	4
HONK.	4
Terezi: Deploy smelloscope.	4
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==>	2
Maplehoof: Proceed.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Maplehoof: Proceed.	2