Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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Leaderboards

All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1615
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1508
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1447
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1446
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1369
Again in the car.	1310
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1167
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1117
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1025
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1015

Last month

Title	Score
Kanaya: Fine, equip that then.	32
Jane: Contact bffsy.	28
==> ==>	27
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INTERMISSION	15
Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.	13
==>	12
==>	12

Last week

Title	Score
==>	4
==>	3
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==>	3
Terezi: Deploy smelloscope.	2
==> ==>	2
==>	2
John: Wake up again.	1
HONK.	1

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
HONK.	1
John: Wake up again.	1