Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1928
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1803
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1762
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1753
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1690
Again in the car.	1612
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1473
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1417
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1334
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1324

Last month

Title	Score
==>	143
THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER.	138
==>	138
Sollux: Deal with this guy.	137
==>	137
John: Pick up sledgehammer.	137
John: Activate lathe.	136
==>	135
==>	134
AR?: Write the owner of this vehicle a ticket.	131

Last week

Title	Score
Terezi: Exit door.	6
==>	4
==>	3
==>	3
Roxy: Wake up.	2
==>	2
John: See if your father left the mail in the future...	2
==>	2
==>	2
==>	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
==>	3
==>	3
==>	2
==>	2
Roxy: Wake up.	2
==>	2
John: See if your father left the mail in the future...	2
==>	2
==>	2
John: Wear disguise to fool dad.	2