Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1641
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1532
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1474
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1469
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1393
Again in the car.	1333
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1191
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1140
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1049
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1042

Last month

Title	Score
==> ==>	30
======>	29
Terezi: Deploy smelloscope.	28
HONK.	27
==>	26
==>	26
==>	26
John: Wake up again.	25
Maplehoof: Proceed.	25
==>	24

Last week

Title	Score
==>	15
==>	15
WV: Appearify the grate over the river and through the woods.	14
==>	13
Kanaya: Have sixteenth conversation.	11
SEND IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.	10
==>	10
WV: Dream.	10
Jane: Answer Lalonde.	10
Again in the past, but not many...	9

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed.	6
======>	3
WV: Attempt to retrieve mail.	3
==>	3
A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>	2
Vriska: Get code.	1