Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

You can share these generated pages by sharing the created link and vote the better pages up to the leaderboards.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1723
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1603
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1553
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1553
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1479
Again in the car.	1411
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1273
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1219
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	1132
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	1125

Last month

Title	Score
==>	21
==>	21
PM: Read the letter.	20
==>	20
Dave: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord.	19
==>	15
Jade: Retrieve lunchtop.	15
...........	15
Eridan: Open it.	14
==>	14

Last week

Title	Score
======>	9
==>	6
John: W8 around for anything dad may have left behind	4
BUT THEN.	3
======>	3
AR: Go search for more ammo.	2

Last 24 hours

Title	Score
BUT THEN.	3
======>	3
AR: Go search for more ammo.	2