Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1571
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1458
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1408
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1400
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1332
Again in the car.	1267
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1114
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	1067
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	978
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	965

Last month

Title	Score
==> ==>	15
==>	15
==> ==>	15
John: Mash keys heedlessly.	14
Vriska: Take dice.	13
Jake: Wear skulltop.	13
John: Open up that package!	13
Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen.	12
Equius: Answer Karkat.	12
Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky.	11

Last week

Title	Score
==> ==>	7
Sollux: Taste honey.	6
==>	6
====>	6
John: Admire harlequins.	5
==>	4

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