| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 293 |
| Enter name. | 292 |
| PM?: Depart. | 292 |
| ====> | 292 |
| Kanaya: Contact future Jade. | 292 |
| John: Examine gate. | 292 |
| Examine room. | 292 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 292 |
| ==> | 292 |
| I AM THIS CHERUB. | 292 |
| John: High-five Kernelsprite. | 292 |
| BUT THEN. | 292 |
| John: Unwrap the smallest present first. | 292 |
| AH: Go check on Aradia's present. | 291 |
| John: Proceed to crypt. | 291 |
| MALE: EXERCISE FREEDOM TO LEAVE ROOM. | 291 |
| ==> | 291 |
| ==> | 291 |
| Equius: Enter. | 291 |
| John: Empty wallet. | 291 |