| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Unwrap the smallest present first. | 268 |
| ====> | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| ==> | 267 |
| ==> | 267 |
| AH: Go check on Aradia's present. | 267 |
| ==> | 267 |
| ======> | 267 |
| ==> | 267 |
| I AM THIS CHERUB. | 267 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 267 |
| Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit. | 266 |
| ==> | 266 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your room! | 266 |
| Jane: Call GCat down from the purple machine. | 266 |
| Jane: Look out window. | 266 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 266 |
| BUT THEN. | 266 |