| WV: Take the discs. |
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| Dave: Pull sword out of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
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| Homestuck |
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| Roxy: You're thirsty. |
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| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
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| Roxy: Open to random page. |
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| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
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| TT: Pick up two items. |
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| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
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| Jade: Stick fruits in the future... |
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| Skip to the attractive female. |
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| Terezi: Examine douthchebag. |
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| Jack: Wait. |
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| Dave: Get trolled by AT. |
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| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can go. |
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| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
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| AR?: Doff your hat in disgust. |
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| Jade: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST. |
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| GO BACK TO THE BALCONY. |
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