| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Do what you're about to do. | 347 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. | 347 |
| o | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| John: Pick up sledgehammer. | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. | 347 |
| o | 347 |
| ==> ==> | 347 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| John: Prepare for a can opener? | 347 |
| ==> | 347 |
| Stop being that guy. | 347 |
| TT: Pick up car. | 347 |
| Future Karkat: Retreat into lab. | 347 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. | 347 |
| Rose: Watch the meteor impact. | 347 |