| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the gray text not human immediately. |
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| Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present. |
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| WV: Be the puppet. |
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| Roxy: Skip to the story jackass. |
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| Aradia: Be the leader. |
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| John: Combine fake arms again. |
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| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests. |
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| Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance |
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| WV: Type => HOME. |
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| Dave: Put a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
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| John: Get in. |
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| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
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| Rose: Drop something heavy on one of grandpa's beauties and outfit. |
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| Dave: Mouse over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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