| John: Acquire hammer and return it to gristwidget 12000. |
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| John: Ascend to the attractive female. |
502 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
502 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
502 |
| WV: Welcome the rest into the living room. |
502 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the file already. |
502 |
| Vriska: Proceed to transmaterializer. |
501 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
501 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the alchemiter. |
501 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
501 |
| Calliope: Look around for a boss battle. |
501 |
| WV: Check the latest page of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
501 |
| John: Run to study. |
501 |
| Rose: Be the leader. |
501 |
| Karkat: Check on Roxy. |
501 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
501 |
| In the aftermath of more terrain for city. |
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| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
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| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being that guy. |
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| ======> |
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