| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
503 |
| Rose: Look around for a new friend. |
503 |
| WV: Welcome the rest of your interests. |
503 |
| Jack: Stop being invisible. |
503 |
| John: Run to study. |
503 |
| Months in the jumper block. |
503 |
| John: Equip array fetch modus. |
502 |
| Dave: Skip ahead a little. |
502 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! |
502 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
502 |
| Meanwhile, in a roll. |
501 |
| PM?: Prepare to tidy up. |
501 |
| Tavros: Cut to the second gate. |
500 |
| Vriska: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
500 |
| John: Pick up car. |
500 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
500 |
| WV: Settle this dispute in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
500 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
500 |
| Dave: Use a punched card in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
500 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
500 |