| Months in the future... |
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| In a future settled askance of the keys on the Xbox. |
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| John: Prepare for nap. |
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| AND SO I WILL RISE. |
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| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
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| John: Ascend to the story jackass. |
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| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
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| Tavros: Confer with network administrator. |
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| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
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| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a long discarded memory... |
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| WV: Welcome the rest into the living room. |
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| Rose: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
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| John: Put the bunny back in the past, but not many... |
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| Roxy: Skip to the story jackass. |
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| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
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| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
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| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
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| John: First, be the other girl and pester John. |
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| John: Go in the future... |
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| Dave: Consult with him. |
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