| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
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| Jack: Close it up. |
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| Vriska: Scurry downstairs. |
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| Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
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| ==> |
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| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
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| ======> |
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| THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN APPRECIATED. |
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| Rose: Consult with friend on the screen. |
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| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
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| Jack: Stop being the other golden tower. |
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| Your deceased pet. |
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| This is stupid. Stop being the other guy. |
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| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. |
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| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your laptop and check mailbox. |
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| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
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| Roxy: Take cat. |
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| John: Take legendary POS. |
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| SO I BIDE MY TIME. |
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| Karkat: Deal with this guy. |
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