| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 330 |
| I MUST URGE YOU TO JOIN ME. | 330 |
| Jade: Pick up car. | 330 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ======> | 330 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ==> | 330 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! | 330 |
| Kanaya: Deal with this guy. | 330 |
| AH: Begin typing. | 330 |
| John: Open browser and go to mspaintadventures.com | 330 |
| Vriska: Begin meddling. | 330 |
| Dave: Use ice maker, it's still hot around here. | 330 |
| Feferi: Proceed to crypt. | 330 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 330 |
| ======> | 330 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. | 330 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. | 330 |
| Hussiebot: Check time. | 330 |
| Sollux: Abort. | 330 |