| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Collect totems. | 358 |
| Dave: Be the puppet. | 358 |
| John: Attempt to get his attention. | 358 |
| AND SO I GET A GOD DAMN? | 358 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| I KNOW WHAT TO DO. | 357 |
| Try again. | 357 |
| BOY. | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| PM: Miraculously survive. | 357 |
| John: Go get cane. | 357 |
| BUT THERE WAS ONE BADGE HE GOT. | 357 |
| ======> | 357 |
| John: Go get a bookmark. | 357 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. | 357 |
| VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER: HAPPEN. | 357 |
| WV: Examine pumpkin. | 357 |
| Calliope: Let's have a look inside. | 357 |