| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| PM: Miraculously survive. | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| ======> | 349 |
| Jade: Explore the other asshole. | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |
| Try again. | 349 |
| BOY. | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Examine room. | 349 |
| Dave: Be the other girl and pester John. | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |
| ======> | 349 |
| ==> ==> | 349 |
| Jade: Summon dog. | 349 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. | 349 |
| John: Take wallet. | 349 |
| Rose: Knit laptop cozy to shield your laptop from the purple text human again? | 349 |
| OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ADMIRATION. BACK TO THE BALCONY. | 349 |