| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| Jake: Look down. | 282 |
| Dirk: Ask Roxy. | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| Jack: Look at monitor. | 282 |
| Months in the future... | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| Dave: Check on prisoner. | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| John: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! | 282 |
| Calliope: Check out other posters. | 282 |
| ======> | 282 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. | 282 |
| John: Go get a bookmark. | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| ==> | 282 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. | 282 |
| This one's empty. Perhaps a delivery is in there. Take a juggling club. | 282 |