| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Read the letter. | 345 |
| NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS. | 345 |
| John: Examine back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| John: Throw present wrap in fire. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| WV: Wave about in a jar and self portrait photo. | 345 |
| Aradia: Be the imp. | 345 |
| Wait! More troll romance exposition please. | 345 |
| Roxy: You're thirsty. | 345 |
| John: Make rocket pack. | 345 |
| WV?: Defend treasure. | 345 |
| Rose: Consult the grimoire. | 345 |
| UH OH. HERE HE COMES. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. | 345 |
| John: Go to computer. | 345 |
| ACT 3 | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |