| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Jane: Alchemize Caliborn's juju. | 355 |
| John: Tend to little pink monkeys. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Jane: Proceed to second gate. | 355 |
| Jake: Proceed to computer. | 355 |
| ======> | 355 |
| WV: Use your own crisis. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Jane: Turn around. | 355 |
| ==> | 355 |
| ======> | 355 |
| Jack: Take a whiff. | 355 |
| WV: Be the puppet. | 355 |
| Calliope: Check out magazine. | 355 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff has a sweet update. | 355 |
| DD: Proceed to gate. | 355 |
| END INTERMISSION. | 355 |
| Terezi: Dust for prints. | 355 |