| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text. | 343 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. | 343 |
| John: Answer your chums. | 343 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. | 343 |
| NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR QUARTERS. | 343 |
| Jade: Pester John. | 343 |
| ======> | 343 |
| Terezi: Be the Rider. | 343 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. | 343 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. | 343 |
| Aradia: Skip to the local amphibious fauna. | 343 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. | 343 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. | 343 |
| ======> | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Nepeta: Give Tavros the bad news. | 343 |
| John: Captchalogue doll. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |