| John: Examine Alchemiter in a Timeless Expanse... |
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| NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS. |
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| ==> |
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| Enter. |
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| To begin your mission. |
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| DD: Proceed to gate. |
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| Terezi: Cut to the chest. |
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| ==> |
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| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
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| ==> |
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| WV: Welcome the rest of your own brain. |
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| Fucking. |
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| ==> |
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| ==> |
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| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
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| John: Return to surface. |
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| AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins. |
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| THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT. |
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