| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
579 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
579 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
579 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
578 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
578 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
578 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
578 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
577 |
| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
577 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
577 |
| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to the chase and play card games immediately. |
576 |
| Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of grist from John. |
576 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
576 |
| Months in the box. |
576 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
576 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
576 |
| Rose: Head out the file already. |
575 |
| Dave: Kick that puppet out of illicit literature. |
575 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
575 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
574 |