| John: Get trolled by AT. |
598 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
598 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
597 |
| Dirk: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
597 |
| John: Look at knife. |
597 |
| Months in the future... |
596 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
596 |
| Dave: Clean up this mess. |
596 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
595 |
| Dave: Take a closer look. |
595 |
| John: Spy in the past... |
595 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
595 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
594 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
594 |
| THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. |
594 |
| Rose: First, be the other golden tower. |
592 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
592 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
591 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
591 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
591 |