| Dirk: Go through door. |
550 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
550 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
550 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
549 |
| Months in the box. |
549 |
| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
549 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
549 |
| Dirk: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
549 |
| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to the chase and play card games immediately. |
548 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
548 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
548 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
548 |
| Rose: Head out the file already. |
548 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
548 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
548 |
| Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of grist from John. |
547 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
547 |
| Jade: Search for a boss battle. |
547 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
547 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
547 |