| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
521 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
520 |
| Rose: Find the car. |
520 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
520 |
| Months in the box. |
520 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
520 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
520 |
| Jack: Be the other wall. |
519 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a Timeless Expanse... |
519 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
519 |
| Jade: Search for a boss battle. |
519 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
518 |
| Sollux: Deal with AG. |
518 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
517 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
517 |
| YES I WILL RISE. |
517 |
| AR: Be the leader. |
517 |
| Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of grist from John. |
516 |
| Dirk: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
516 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
516 |