| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
539 |
| Months in the box. |
539 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
539 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
538 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
538 |
| Dirk: Go through door. |
538 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
538 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
538 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
538 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
537 |
| Jade: Search for a boss battle. |
537 |
| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
537 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
537 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a Timeless Expanse... |
536 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
536 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
536 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
535 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
535 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
535 |
| Dirk: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
535 |