| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
544 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
544 |
| Dirk: Go through door. |
544 |
| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
543 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
543 |
| Jade: Search for a boss battle. |
543 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
543 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
543 |
| Months in the box. |
543 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
542 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
542 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
542 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
542 |
| Jack: Attempt to open cans. |
542 |
| Jack: Look at the piece of shit. |
542 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
542 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a Timeless Expanse... |
541 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
541 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
541 |
| WV: Appearify your trusty knife to the chase and play card games immediately. |
540 |