| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
504 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
503 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
502 |
| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
502 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
502 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
502 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
502 |
| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
501 |
| Dave: Be the Rider. |
501 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
501 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
501 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
501 |
| John: Spy in the past... |
501 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
500 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
500 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
500 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
499 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
499 |
| Jack: Be the other wall. |
499 |
| Months in the box. |
499 |