| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
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| Dave: Take a closer look. |
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| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
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| John: Spy in the past... |
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| Roxy: Wear the hood. Be the other girl and pester John again. |
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| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
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| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
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| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
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| Dirk: Go through door. |
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| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
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| Dave: Be the Rider. |
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| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
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| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
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| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
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| TT: Pick up two items. |
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| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
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| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
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| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
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| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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