| Dave: Take a closer look. |
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| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
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| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
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| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
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| OK. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
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| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
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| John: Spy in the past... |
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| Jack: Be the other wall. |
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| Rose: First, be the other golden tower. |
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| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
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| Roxy: Wear the hood. Be the other girl and pester John again. |
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| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
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| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
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| Dave: Eject your modus and use telescope to inspect sky. |
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| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
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| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
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| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
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| AR: Be the leader. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
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