| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
487 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
487 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
486 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
486 |
| Months in the box. |
486 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
486 |
| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
485 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
485 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
485 |
| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
485 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
484 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
484 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
484 |
| Roxy: Send him off. |
484 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a Timeless Expanse... |
484 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
483 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
483 |
| Sollux: Deal with AG. |
483 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
483 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
482 |