| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
530 |
| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
530 |
| Rose: First, be the other girl. |
529 |
| John: Spy in the past... |
529 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
529 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
528 |
| Dave: Be the Rider. |
528 |
| Eridan: Do something ridiculous. |
528 |
| Dirk: Go through door. |
528 |
| Roxy: Wear the hood. Be the other girl and pester John again. |
528 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
527 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
527 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
527 |
| Jack: Be the other wall. |
526 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
526 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
526 |
| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
526 |
| AR: Be the leader. |
526 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
526 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
525 |