| Dirk: Go through door. |
509 |
| Dave: Take a closer look. |
509 |
| Roxy: Proceed to crypt. |
508 |
| TT: Pick up two items. |
508 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
508 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
507 |
| Dave: Be the Rider. |
507 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
507 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff drawing. |
507 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
507 |
| John: Spy in the past... |
507 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
506 |
| Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
506 |
| Months in the box. |
506 |
| Aradia: Be the Rider. |
506 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
505 |
| Dave: Mouse over the entrance to the attractive female. |
505 |
| John: Use the chalk to draw some earmuffs. |
505 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
505 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
504 |