| THIS GIVES DIRK JUST THE TIME HE NEEDS. |
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| AH: This is stupid. Stop being the other half of your interests. |
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| AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins. |
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| Terezi: Go get help. |
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| Dave: Captchalogue Shurikens. |
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| AH: Close tome. |
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| Doomed Dave: Pester John to put fridge down. |
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| Back in the seizure kernel. |
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| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
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| WITH EACH GOD TIER HE CLIMBED. |
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| Seconds in the future... |
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| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your laptop and check on John. |
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| WV: Be the awesome coolkid. |
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| shit. lets be santa |
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| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
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| FINE. PROCEED AS YOUR LEVEL OF COMFORT DICTATES. |
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| Years in the present... |
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