| Jack: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. |
732 |
| WV: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
702 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
741 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
887 |
| Have a look inside. |
708 |
| TT: Pick up car. |
644 |
| John: Examine back of the shower. |
693 |
| Jade: Just draw some roads. |
680 |
| Months in the box. |
744 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. |
669 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
730 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
704 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
1004 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
709 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
720 |
| Dave: Check out green tome. |
719 |
| Again in the car. |
1822 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3 |
681 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
965 |
| Jade: Search for a can opener? |
746 |