| Dave: Use the razor on the floor. |
704 |
| Jack: Stop being a wiseass and get some sun. |
713 |
| WV: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
676 |
| John: Be the wise guy. |
723 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
865 |
| Have a look inside. |
690 |
| TT: Pick up car. |
624 |
| John: Examine back of the shower. |
667 |
| Jade: Just draw some roads. |
659 |
| Months in the box. |
724 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. |
644 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
705 |
| Jade: Combine one of those imps. |
683 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
980 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
689 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
695 |
| Dave: Check out green tome. |
700 |
| Again in the car. |
1779 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3 |
661 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. |
946 |