| Tavros: Confer with network administrator. |
395 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the huge bitch. |
420 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
427 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM |
532 |
| Jade: Get out of the Midnight Crew. |
422 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. |
416 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. |
440 |
| John: Look at the other other girl. |
469 |
| So many years ago, entrenched in the future, but not many... |
571 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
417 |
| WV: Press the steak button. |
473 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
425 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. |
435 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
431 |
| This is great! Something is in there. Take a prize from the lady. |
444 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
442 |
| WV: Be the law. |
462 |
| John: Return to serving client. |
435 |
| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. |
516 |
| John: Press a button on the other other girl. |
459 |