| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
408 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
420 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
387 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
442 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
400 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
407 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
406 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
449 |
| Sollux: Get to that observatory. |
422 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
442 |
| John: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
407 |
| SUDDENLY. THERE IS A MISS. |
450 |
| WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
397 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are extra angry at crimes. |
426 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the file already. |
466 |
| Jane: Call GCat down from the purple machine. |
455 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
419 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
445 |
| John: Go back up. |
431 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
434 |