| Dave: Search for a few minutes. |
412 |
| Sollux: Get back to Stack Modus. |
424 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
439 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
416 |
| Jack: Use knife to carve something on it. |
452 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
385 |
| Dave: Go back to adventurin'. |
423 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
421 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
404 |
| John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy. |
402 |
| Dave: Throw yourself out the back door. |
428 |
| Dave: Take the cake! |
390 |
| Jane: Proceed to lab. |
409 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of the first visible captchalogue card. |
420 |
| Tavros: Deal with crabby customer. |
387 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
442 |
| Jack: Call a witness. |
400 |
| WV: Pick up car. |
407 |
| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride card. |
406 |
| Jake: Fly through the woods. |
449 |