| Dave: Stop being that guy. |
305 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
304 |
| John: Be the leader. |
342 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
307 |
| Dave: Check on lusus. |
338 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
323 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. |
329 |
| Dave: Look at the piece of shit. |
346 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the chase and play card games immediately. |
310 |
| DD: Proceed to stairwell. |
342 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to the story jackass. |
354 |
| Dave: Be the imp. |
338 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
325 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
304 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
317 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
326 |
| Roxy: Proceed to castle. |
356 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
313 |
| WV: Wave about in a cautious manner. |
325 |
| Vriska: Go back downstairs. |
395 |