| Jade: Pick up books. |
273 |
| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
285 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
299 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
300 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
308 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
350 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
272 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
295 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
297 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
275 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
311 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
277 |
| John: Go in the future... |
271 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
283 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
271 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
298 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
266 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
272 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
361 |
| WV: Fondly regard cremation. |
311 |