| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
352 |
| John: Prepare to tidy up. |
381 |
| AH: Go check out the window. |
343 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
380 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the imp. |
377 |
| WV: Go outside and get that globe. |
336 |
| Vriska: Proceed to the end. |
358 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! |
395 |
| Aradia: Check on lusus. |
379 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the other girl and pester John. |
375 |
| John: Look at that kiosk. |
391 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
402 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from drawer. |
501 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
649 |
| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can as fast as you can. |
345 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
427 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
404 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO JOIN ME. |
390 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
354 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
340 |