| Aradia: Check on lusus. |
378 |
| John: Wear the scarf. Be the other girl and pester John. |
374 |
| John: Look at that kiosk. |
390 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. |
401 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from drawer. |
500 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
647 |
| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can as fast as you can. |
344 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. |
424 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
403 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO JOIN ME. |
389 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
352 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
338 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff drawing. |
382 |
| Rose: Go to computer. |
337 |
| WV: Type => VIEW |
384 |
| Dave: Captchalogue the card. |
359 |
| Dave: Go back into the garbage disposal. |
370 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. |
371 |
| Months in the future... |
424 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the Midnight Crew. |
390 |