| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
312 |
| Dave: Skip ahead a little. |
337 |
| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
345 |
| Dave: Check on Sollux. |
304 |
| Years in the lid of the shower. |
332 |
| John: Go to computer. |
314 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
322 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster and rifle. |
297 |
| Hours in the jumper block. |
295 |
| John: Prepare for imminent windfall. |
313 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
295 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
295 |
| Roxy: Skip to the roof. |
305 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
343 |
| WV: Check book on desk. |
350 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
295 |
| Jade: Open the big one. |
303 |
| John: Proceed to time capsule. |
327 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. |
310 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. |
324 |